Do's and Don'ts for Happy Parties
- Do plan the number of guests to correspond roughly to the age of the party child or the party child's popularity. If necessary pay children to come to your child's party.
- Do give every child, except the ugly one, a prize of some kind.
- Do Drink! Set the mood for the party.
Don't get excited or cross. The wonderful and vaguely disturbing memories will last a lifetime or at least until a competent therapist can be hired.
