Piggybank Pork Bake
To make the saucy pimiento garnish (pictured), cut a canned whole pimiento into a piggybank shape and use a clove for an eye. Saucy and pimiento do not belong in the same sentence. Saucy and French maid do. This meal is just one step above Ramen noodles.
Why is this being served on the linoleum floor?