Sleep Wear and Accessories

My EYES! Sears could not pay anyone to model the towel/robe things on the bottom right. They look like skirts and men will not wear skirts. A kilt but not a skirt.
March 19, 2006 Update: An alert reader sent me a link to this picture:

It is from Escape From the Planet of the Apes. Cornelius shops at Sears.

This is where headaches come from. The "Not tonight, dear, I have a headache" kind of headache. Do men actually wear pajamas?

The belt on the bottom is too complicated. This would not be a good Thanksgiving belt. The belt second from the bottom is groovy.

Top off your wardrobe with a jaunty hat. These are not jaunty hats.